The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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