just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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