Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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