After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You don't make any sense
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