i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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