plz talk dirty to me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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