Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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