you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
