i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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