saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
