Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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