Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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