it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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