Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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