We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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