they need to just BURY HIM!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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