Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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