next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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