Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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