She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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