What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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