I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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