just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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