something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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