i was born a porn star she said
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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