Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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