I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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