if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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