do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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