you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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