You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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