Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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