you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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