windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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