we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
