just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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