fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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