yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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