i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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