I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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