I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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