Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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