My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dignity is for republicans.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
How drunk are you?
Completed.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
