Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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