Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Small penises have feelings too.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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