The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
try to milk me bitch
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