He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
my being single is dangerous.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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