is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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