If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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