We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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