i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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