Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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