I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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