Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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