How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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