the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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